Sunday, November 11, 2007


As the Anti Gym becomes more recognizable in Colorado, each day becomes more interesting and wacky for Michael Karolchyk and others involved with his intense business model. There are several questions that I have to ask when it comes to the angry people that are coming from the woodwork about the Anti Gym and its marketing style.

The Anti Gym has recently launched their first TV advertisement in Colorado. It is amazing how livid and wild both the chubbies and bearded ladies have become because of these ads!! Why does a selected portion of the public complain so vigorously about the marketing that the Anti Gym uses? Why do they personally attach Michael Karolchyk and myself because of these advertising ploys? Why are people complaining about the marketing style of the Anti Gym, and not looking at the product itself?

There is a simple answer to these questions. The Anti Gym product, its systems and concept is indisputable. The results of the Anti Gym’s ways are obviously impressive across the board, so what is the point of bickering about the marketing. Talk about the product!!!!!

Jeffrey G. Parker, PhD, an associate psychology professor at Pennsylvania State University, has done work, showing that there is a great deal of negative behavior and aggression connected with jealousy. Could you haters perhaps, just perhaps be jealous of the Anti Gym, it’s owner, and the clients that are seeing enormous results?! Could you be jealous that there are people out there who are motivated to be sexy?

Karolchyk receives phone call after phone call, all consisting of hatred, death threats, law suit warnings, and just plain madness! Every woman that calls makes a strong claim to be skinny, in shape, and not fat or chubby. Why then, when challenged to show up at the Anti Gym to prove their sexiness, does each one decline the offer. Michael has on numerous occasions offered to pay $1000 if the hater will appear to verify the claim of being low body fat and thin. If these individuals are proven wrong, and are higher body fat or chubby, they must donate $1000 to Mr. Karolchyk’s charity. No one will do it!? Why are these chubby people so angry about the honest punch line of the Anti Gym’s commercials?

“You’ll never get a hubby if you’re a chubby”. Fact! How can anyone honestly debate the clear fact that chubby women have less chances of getting or keeping a husband than a thinner woman? When you trade your car in, do you take it to the dealership dirty and beat up? Of course not, you clean it up, fine tune it, and help the car look its best. So, why then, are humans any different. You should clean yourself up, fine tune your body, and look your best when looking for a partner or trying to keep a partner. Come on people, being overweight effects everything in your life and relationship!

It is also a known fact that the divorce rate in the United States directly correlates with the obesity rate! As the percentage of obese people increases, so does the number of divorces! It is a simple thought process. No one finds laziness, excuses, or bitterness attractive. If you have a spouse with these characteristics, and then physically looks terrible, it is bound to become a major downer and problem for your relationship!! Chubbiness is never attractive, no matter how you look at it, and is even harder to respect.

It is very absurd how angry haters go out of their way to contact the Anti Gym, only to complain about the marketing tactics. People are angry that the Anti Gym makes fun of chubby people, and comment how ridiculous it is, how it is shameful, etc. Yet, these same individuals voice false accusations that I’m full of silicone, am anorexic, and bitchy. Michael is chubby, pathetic and has a small unit. There is one proclamation that is correct, and that is that Michael is bald (although it is usually attached with a mother f**ker). Well he does shave his head, but again, what does this have to do with an intelligent argument against the AG? How can a chubby possibly be offended by the Anti Gym’s ads and then turn around only to act in the same manner! Pot calling the kettle black?

We are simply stating the facts and communicating directly and honestly to the audience. It is very rare to find a thin person who is severely offended by the ads that the Anti Gym is airing, or the pictures that are on the website. Isn’t that interesting. These irate fat people want to argue about the marketing but they make no intelligent points and don’t have any intellectual debate!

Why so angry?? Who knew it would be such a controversy to tell the truth?! Well, the Anti Gym is not backing down from the silliness of chubbies. The goals are still the same… to help people look, feel and be sexy, to encourage sex with the lights on., to eat carbs, drink alcohol, smoke a joint and still get ripped! Like it or not, the revolution is here and here to stay, chubbies!!!!

Thursday, November 8, 2007

If You’re Chubby, Will You Eat the Hungry

Ah, the Anti Gym. Love it or hate it, you’ve all heard of it! The extreme program is starting a revolution, and is upsetting people just as quickly as it is helping chubbies look and feel sexy.

There is an emerging problem with human health. That is the growth in obesity. It is interesting to hear and see all the bitter faces around Colorado, because the truth about obesity and laziness is being spoken by Michael Karolchyk and his brain child.

As written in World Watch Institute, the number of overweight people rivals the number of underweight people. This is a first in human history, and frankly should be embarrassing to us as a human society. The world’s underfed population has declined from the 1980’s to about 1.1 billion, but the surge of overweight people has surged to 1.1 billion during the same time.

How can society fight the obvious fact that we are becoming a lazy, sloppy, chubby nation? Overweight people have expanded rapidly in recent decades, more than offsetting the health gains from the modest decline in hunger. In the United States alone, overweight adults make up 55 percent of our population. A whopping 23 percent of American adults are considered obese.

Why is American becoming so out of control with weight? Accountability and a call to action are buried by excuses, gluttony, and bad habits both mentally and physically. And this is exactly what the Anti Gym is against, and what Karolchyk is fighting with intense aggression. So, the angry haters should be ashamed! Can you truly agree that it is tolerable for America to be fat? And even more, is it acceptable to pull the youth of our country into this sickening behavior?

The trend is spreading to children, with one in five American kids now classified as overweight.… Obesity cost the United States 12 percent of the national health care budget in the late 1990s, $118 billion, more than double the $47 billion attributable to smoking. But god forbid that a man light up a cigar in a steak house! And there are many chubbies that will quickly voice their opinion on cigar smoke, continuing to moan and groan about how it is awfully unhealthy. These same chubbies will speak their piece about politics, schools, the war and religion. Yet, why is it off limits to talk about weight? Why is there an unwritten taboo about weight? Well, I’m here to say, how dare a chubby order a second slice of pie at that same steak house!! How dare you super-size your fast food order; how dare you eat cheese with your French fries or put extra mayonnaise on your burger.

Technofixes such as liposuction attract more attention than the behavioral patterns like poor eating habits and sedentary lifestyles that underlie obesity. Liposuction is now the leading form of cosmetic surgery in the United States. While billions are spent on gimmicky diets and food advertising, far too little money is spent on nutrition education.

The angry chubbies and bearded ladies that refuse to call the Anti Gym are the leaders in this absurd “effort” to lose weight. Why do you think infomercials are always selling wacky exercise equipment and miracle diet pills? They are targeting the couch potatoes! They are targeting all of you lazy people who are looking for the easy way out. Those of you that are looking to lose weight by swallowing a pill, instead of taking action and listening to the brutal truth that you need mentalcize and MAK HIT exercise!!

You are the same group of people who are complaining about the Anti Gym commercials, because they make you feel uncomfortable. That uncomfortable feeling may just cause you to reflect on your sluggish behavior!! Were it not for advertising, how would companies including those in the food and drink industry advertise their products? Chubbies, you get so excited to see that Burger King has a new value menu, yet you are torched to see that the Anti Gym is preaching the truth about obesity and bad habits!

The Anti Gym is simply nailing excuse makers to the wall. It comes down to a choice… do you want to be look, feel and be sexy? If so, get off your butt and make a commitment to change you habits, and make those habit’s a behavior. If you are “happy” being chubby, then continue down the path of death. Which by the way, I don’t care how much you preach that you are happy being fat, you aren’t!! Rosie O’Donnell and Stacy Halprin are not happy individuals. Have you ever known any woman who has been thrilled to go up a size in her jeans? Doubt it!! Stop denying the obvious!

So, what is it going to be? Being a chubby will some day become tiring! Being bitter and lazy will wear you down! Join the revolution. Listen to the call to action, and feel, look and be sexy.