Monday, August 6, 2007

Do You Want Sexiness or a Puppy Dog?


Do You Want Sexiness or a Puppy Dog?

The Anti-Gym is now up and kickin’ in both Downtown Denver and Cherry Creek, and is soon expanding into the San Diego market!
Anti-Gym and Michael Karolchyk have been anything but normal, quiet, or politically correct when it comes to gyms, diets, and successful health promotion in Colorado. There are a large number of Denver-ites who are extremely excited to be on board with the Anti-Gym’s systems and tactics, but there are just as many people who are showing a bitter hatred for Anti-Gym’s commercials, marketing, and approach to weight loss and sexiness.
In my opinion, it is no secret that the Anti-Gym is aggressive, abrupt and politically incorrect. It is also evident that results of high self esteem, sexiness and vanity are common at the Anti-Gym.
I don’t believe that the common hatred for Karolchyk and his business is due to this description though. It isn’t the fact that he called you a chubby, tells you to have sex with the lights on (who wouldn’t want that), or to get rid of the man boobs.
There is a little word…. Accountability….. That make the large and in charge cringe. The chubby, couch potatoes don’t like being accountable for their blubbery bodies and lazy habits. And the Anti-Gym is the first fitness facility that will do this and do it with no qualms.
Let me ask you this: If you visit your doctor for an annual check up, you expect him/her to evaluate your health completely and advise accordingly. Correct? Do you expect your physician to sugar coat your true health issues? Do you expect your physician to lie to you, just to be certain that your feelings aren’t hurt? If your doctor is unwilling to be critical and identify things that you could do better to preserve your health and physical well being, perhaps it is time for a switch.
This same idea should be thought of when hiring a personal trainer. If you are the client, you need to decide whether your trainer is being a bit too gentle and enabling your bad behavior. This is most common with the average gyms, 24 Hour Fatness and Belly’s.
The Anti-Gym doesn’t make this an issue, and therefore provide LIFESTYLE CONSULTANTS, NOT PERSONAL TRAINERS (who will give you massages and stretch you for half your session). These consultants are in control, and demand your fullest efforts with workouts, food logs, and all other mental and physical conditioning… every session, every workout, every day of your life.
These are all things that the plump piglets NEED to successfully become sexy and stunning. The
Anti-Gym leaves no room for excuses, pitty parties, or bad attitudes.
Karolchyk and his consultants openly proclaim to be your health conscience! While we all like them to be a "friend", that is not what he or she is there for. We don’t need a consultant to give us uncritical affection. We have puppy dogs for that.
Accountability and responsibility are both words that should be thought of by chubbies on a more regular basis! Why do we try to ignore our bad habits, disgusted emotions, dreadful routines, and repulsive lifestyle decisions?

Fatsos normally have a million excuses in the book for over-indulging and looking hefty. Such excuses include the oh so famous thyroid problem and genetic doom. Come on!!! Being accountable for what you stuff your face with, being responsible for doing cardio and weights…. It’s all the beginning of increasing your sexiness and physical appearance. You should also be accountable for your laziness and bad attitude, and get rid of the hateful behaviors of those that are thin!!

You choose your behavior; you chose the consequences. You are an adult now and you need to take responsibility for your actions. You can't blame your family anymore, your thyroid, your spouse, your career, etc. You are old enough to do something about your feelings and decisions. Your family can't take this on, nor can your boss or spouse. The greatest stress in life is to hold someone else accountable for something they can't control. The only person you control is you.