Thursday, May 3, 2007

The Media and Empty Suits Are Teaming Up Their Angry Ways!

The ongoing annoyance of The Anti-Gym has been the hatred of bearded ladies. But now there are a select number of media people in Denver who are bitter about the non-conventional ways that The Anti-Gym uses to give people the sexy body of their dreams, allowing them to have sex with the lights on and enjoy life!
It makes no sense for these media people and companies to be such Anti-Gym haters. Their rash decisions to get rid of The Anti-Gym will never be completely understood by me. Take Colorado and Company for example: the Anti-Gym is paying money to appear on their show. Why was there such a crazy reaction to a composed appearance by Michael Karolchyk? The obvious agitation by one of the Colorado & Company hosts was off kilter.
CBS’s timid ways and sensitive reactions to hate-emails are absurd. Their decision to stop running Anti-Gym ads on FM 100.3 because they are offensive is unbelievable!! Someone is always going to be insulted by an advertisement, whether it is for a church or The Anti-Gym.
Why are these people offended by The Anti-Gym‘s ads? Because they are in denial of their own vanity, and are upset that others are open about their desire to be sexy and fit, and uneasy because the Anti-Gym is branching out of the norm and proclaiming vanity as sanity!
An angry, bearded lady and plastic couch owner jumps on “The Anti-Gym Hater” band wagon with the politically correct empty suits. Good match! Angry, cynical people always seem to attract individuals of the same characteristics. Well, this is no exception to the rule. Denise Plante, who is still fuming about Michael’s appearance on her morning show from several weeks ago, has now categorized herself with the empty suits at CBS who are worried about job security. CUPCAKE EATING HATERS!!!
According to Charles Spielberger, PhD, a psychologist who specializes in the study of anger, anger is "an emotional state that varies in intensity from mild irritation to intense fury and rage". When you get angry, your heart rate and blood pressure go up, as do the levels of your energy hormones, adrenaline, and noradrenaline. So, Denise- before you friek out on Michael and The Anti-Gym again (on the air, mind you), think about the negative effects your anger is having on your own personal health.
Anger can be caused by both external and internal events. Is your anger directed at a specific person (such as Michael Karolchyk), or is your anger caused by worrying or brooding about your personal problems.
The second cause of anger is clearly the reason that Denise became so flabbergasted by Michael’s comments on her show about marijuana, adult movies, and vanity. Kind of sad, if you think about it. Poor Denise…It was clear from the beginning that she was not a fan of The Anti-Gym or Michael, as she was never intrigued by anything he said. And apparently it was obvious to many, as Michael often faced the question, “Why doesn’t Denise like you? “.
As the weeks went by, the anger and disgust started leaking from her skin. Denise is clearly a bitter woman with a chip on her butt. A once hot cheerleading chick has now decided to be an Anti-Gym hater, instead of facing her weight and getting her sexy body back.
The instinctive, natural way to express anger is to respond aggressively. Anger is a natural, adaptive response; it inspires powerful, often aggressive, feelings and behaviors, which allow us to fight and to defend ourselves when we are attacked. So, this is proof that Denise was taking the comments of “bearded lady”, “plastic couch suburbia”, “chubby” personally! So, is this The Anti-Gym’s problem or hers?

We can't physically lash out at every person or object that irritates or annoys us- laws, social norms, and common sense place limits on how far our anger can take us. The inappropriate behavior of Denise on her show has only put fuel in the fire of the Anti-Gym. There were more inquiring phone calls about The Anti-Gym after this ridiculous lash out than any other TV appearance that Michael has done. Why? Because it was proof to many that overindulged chubbies are not happy people! And seeing this anger from someone on television was an eye-opener for many hefty people!

Logic defeats anger, because anger, even when it's justified, can quickly become irrational. So use cold hard logic on yourself. Denise, why do you think The Anti-Gym tactics are ludicrous? You know how it feels to look sexy, have a hot body, and love vanity! Remind yourself that the world is "not out to get you," you're just experiencing some of the rough spots of life.
Eliminating Michael and The Anti-Gym from particular media spots is bizarre, but not a surprise. Staying inside the box, in the comfort zone, in denial of revolution, is much easier. The grief that The Anti-Gym receives, both from the media and from angry rotund folks, is most likely going to be an ongoing hassle. Bring it on… The Anti-Gym is ready and willing!!!
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win!”
----Mahatma Ghandi