Friday, April 13, 2007

Sex With the Lights ON… Yes Please!

Over the edge, out of line, offensive… all phrases that are linked to The Anti-Gym… especially with The Anti-Gym’s famous line “ Have sex with the lights on”.

Fans of abstinence, bearded ladies, and chubbies had better be sitting down. It has been proven that sex, with the lights on or off (although it is much better with the lights on and with confidence in your body), is beneficial to regularly incorporate in your lifestyle.
Sex is a form of physical exercise, therefore burning lots of calories. If you are having sex 3 times a week, (Yes bearded ladies, some people have sex that often. Most Anti-Gym clients have it more than that) and maintain it throughout the year, it is equivalent to jogging 75 miles! So, all you bitter haters, think about that…. The Anti-Gym is promoting fun cardiovascular exercise! F-U-N. Would you rather have sex or run? Huh, good question to ask yourself before you write your rubbish.

If that isn’t enough to make you stop eating your cupcakes, maybe this is. British researchers have determined that having sex three times a week for a year can work off the equivalent of six Big Macs.

Along with the increased supply of oxygen to the cells, sex also stimulates the activity of various organs and systems in the body. This aids in the balancing out of the good to bad cholesterol ratio, and the reduction of overall cholesterol count in your body!

In a 2001 Queens University (Belfast) study of the correlation between mortality and sexual activity, researchers focused on cardiovascular health. Their finding? That by having sex three or more times a week, men reduced their risk of heart attack or stroke by half.
Some studies indicate that sex may reduce headaches and joint pain. That is why The Anti-Gym is such a supporter of sex with the lights on. The bearded ladies give The Anti-Gym such headaches with their disgraceful emails and negative attitudes! Having sex is the only way to control the pain.

The satisfaction and relaxation after sex are beneficial for the mind and circulatory system. Another mental health benefit! Having regular and enthusiastic sex confers a host of measurable physiological advantages, be you male or female, chubby or buff. (This assumes that you are engaging in sex without contracting a sexually transmitted disease.)

Dr. Claire Bailey of the University of Bristol says there is little or no risk of a woman's overdosing on sex. So, all you prudes who are hater of The Anit-Gym because of their advertisements, drop the outrageous excuses and sour attitudes. In fact regular sessions can not only firm a woman's tummy and buttocks but also improve her posture. Spice it up! And get rid of the giggle that comes from all of your junky eating habits!

So, is sex necessary? Sex with the lights on? You betcha!! The Anti-Gym is looking to make your sex life more exciting and frequent by giving you that rockin’ body. The sexy body that you’ll be eager to show off as you “HAVE SEX WITH THE LIGHTS ON”!