Joint, Joint, What's the Point
Ok, the hot topic for all the angry chubbies and bearded ladies has been The Anti-Gym’s support of marijuana. Yes, you were hearing correctly on American Chubby last week. We think that birthday’s should be celebrated by lighting up a joint, not eating birthday cake (even after you smoke).
Marijuana use can have a number of physical and psychological benefits, just as The Anti-Gym does. As usual, bearded ladies and flabby, bitter people do not like to hear this about marijuana, as it doesn’t agree with their stuffy ways in life. But, The Anti-Gym is taking another stand on a controversial issue in American news.
Marijuana, by its effect on the ANS (Autonomic Nervous System), enhances both sides of the brain. The left brain perception is heightened (notices more), as the right brain’s reception is improved at the same time.
More, cleaner blood, is sent to the brain, just as in the “fight or flight” reaction when marijuana is used. The blood supply to the entire brain is increased, because of Parasympathetic dilation of the capillaries. The heart swells through capillary enhancement and is fueled more and more fully oxygenated blood, while, at the same time, its contractions and expansions are greater allowing for stronger pumping action to the rest of the body. More blood means more oxygen and consequently clearer and broader thinking, as well as significant relaxation…. Something that Bearded Ladies and Anti-Gym haters should think about, really!
Marijuana resolves conflict by de-emphasizing extreme aggressiveness and strokes the receptive sides of human nature. (Huh, with the ridiculous incidents with haters at The Capital Grille in the past 3 weeks, maybe they should have an emergency blunt on hand.) This healthy balancing nature of marijuana is most threatening to modern society, but most beneficial to the individual… fat or not.
Marijuana has also been proven to have several medical benefits, including the pain relief, acting as an anti-asthmatic, anti-rheumatic, and anti-inflammatory aide, and reduction of nausea caused by anticancer drugs.
So, chubbies, if you think that all of your food enhances your brain and quality of life, it doesn’t! Instead, put the cupcake down, and chew on this blog for a while. And if all else fails, grab a pot brownie if you have to eat to enhance yourself (if you don‘t know what a pot-brownie is, get off the plastic couch and find out) . But, please do so before you start writing your hate emails to The Anti-Gym again.
Marijuana use can have a number of physical and psychological benefits, just as The Anti-Gym does. As usual, bearded ladies and flabby, bitter people do not like to hear this about marijuana, as it doesn’t agree with their stuffy ways in life. But, The Anti-Gym is taking another stand on a controversial issue in American news.
Marijuana, by its effect on the ANS (Autonomic Nervous System), enhances both sides of the brain. The left brain perception is heightened (notices more), as the right brain’s reception is improved at the same time.
More, cleaner blood, is sent to the brain, just as in the “fight or flight” reaction when marijuana is used. The blood supply to the entire brain is increased, because of Parasympathetic dilation of the capillaries. The heart swells through capillary enhancement and is fueled more and more fully oxygenated blood, while, at the same time, its contractions and expansions are greater allowing for stronger pumping action to the rest of the body. More blood means more oxygen and consequently clearer and broader thinking, as well as significant relaxation…. Something that Bearded Ladies and Anti-Gym haters should think about, really!
Marijuana resolves conflict by de-emphasizing extreme aggressiveness and strokes the receptive sides of human nature. (Huh, with the ridiculous incidents with haters at The Capital Grille in the past 3 weeks, maybe they should have an emergency blunt on hand.) This healthy balancing nature of marijuana is most threatening to modern society, but most beneficial to the individual… fat or not.
Marijuana has also been proven to have several medical benefits, including the pain relief, acting as an anti-asthmatic, anti-rheumatic, and anti-inflammatory aide, and reduction of nausea caused by anticancer drugs.
So, chubbies, if you think that all of your food enhances your brain and quality of life, it doesn’t! Instead, put the cupcake down, and chew on this blog for a while. And if all else fails, grab a pot brownie if you have to eat to enhance yourself (if you don‘t know what a pot-brownie is, get off the plastic couch and find out) . But, please do so before you start writing your hate emails to The Anti-Gym again.
posted by Anti-Gym at
3:23 PM
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